Why Do Women Avoid Uncircumcised Men?

by Jane Smith

Some women write to me asking me why I am so rude and blunt when it comes to giving free dating advice to ladies online. They ask me if I’m a misogynist and if I really am just trying to disguising my blatant homosexuality. Most times I just tell them to go f*ck themselves, but today I thought I would use this blog as a open forum and voice out the real reason why I am such an asshole. The truth of the matter is that I became bitter towards the fairer sex when I entered my early twenties.

After breaking up with my long-term girlfriend from high school, I thought that it was going to be no problem for me to get lucky with women. However, the second my pants were unzipped, ladies looked at my uncircumcised penis like it was the Eye of Zoron. I thought maybe I just had the rotten luck of finding overly superficial women. Unfortunately, I realized ninety percent of the female population was terrified of an uncut dick.

I have been called everything from anteater to shar pei (F*ck you Sex And The City for the latter reference by the way.) and women who have liked me in the past have expected me to endure a painful operation just so they could feel they’re not screwing the sexual equivalent of a circus freak.

I read so many dating personals saying ‘no uncut men apply’ and honestly it makes me sick. Ladies, did you know that fifty percent of the male population is uncircumcised? No? I thought so.

I bet you also didn’t know that uncut men are easier to please orally too, meaning you never have to endure epic long blowjob sessions either.

So why the hell are you grown women so scared of extra skin? I really would like to know, but frankly I think men have a lot more to be scared of from the female genitalia.

Your thoughts?